shlabam:
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
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foreverunbroken93:
I asked my 18 year old brother the other day if he only liked girls that have thigh gaps, to which he replied “whats a thigh gap?”
this should tell you something
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thosefuckingangels:
tanksloubear:
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
#sam get off tumblr
111,667 notes · 6 hours ago
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Before I shower:
I DON'T WANT TO SHOWER TOO LAZY FUCK SHOWERING WHO NEEDS TO BE CLEAN ANYWAYS I AM HOBO
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After I shower:
OH SWEET GEESUS THIS FEELS SO GOOD SO SQUEAKY CLEAN MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE EXPELLIARMUS BACTERIA
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